Life was going on just fine and normally. Poop, sleep, play, eat, sleep, eat, eat, eat and sleep when suddenly catastrophic change occurred. The motor on my water fountain stopped working. I love that fountain.
Personally, I didn’t notice, but mommy did. Personally I didn’t care as long as the water was changed at least six times during the day, but mommy did. She’s funny that way. So she got on the Internet to purchase a new motor. Much to her surprise it didn’t exist unless she wanted to buy a whole new fountain.
She looked and looked and looked, nope couldn’t find it. Found another one for another fountain, but she said the reviews complained about it not working on my fountain. I love that fountain. She even found a link on how to clean the motor, but it went into hyper space when she clicked on it. Now, I told her to buy me a new one just the same, as I LOVE my fountain. She said something about not wanting to buy a new fountain every time the motor gave out.
Mommy counted down the days until the new one came. She told me I was getting a new one, but since I LOVED THE OLD ONE, I thought it was the same.
Much to my surprise it was white instead of silver, taller, looked funny and a huge gush of water poured out onto the water bowl. ARE YOU KIDDING ME! That thing was so scary!!!! Mommy sat with me as I scrambled to get away. I just knew it was going to drown me.
Well, I got my way and the old one was put a few feet in front of that monster waterfall. Later that day it was put closer, but I didn’t care. The next day it was next to the monster, but I didn’t care, I didn’t plan on using it.
For another day it stayed the same. The way I like things, the same.
Yesterday, mommy took the LOVE OF MY LIFE AWAY! Oh no, I’ll die of thirst! I sat on the spot my fountain was sitting at to make my point. She is not always real swift and didn’t seem to get it. Horrors as she picked me up and set me in front of the ugly waterfall. At this point I wasn’t scared of it, but who knows what was in that water! She did something to make the waterfall stop and that helped. Still wanted my old one.
As I sat there looking pitiful in a manipulative manner mommy lay on the floor next to me and asked me to pleasssse drink from “the monster”. She put her finger in it to show me it was water, like I’m stupid or something. She put her finger to me with water on it over and over and I licked it forlornly in an attempt to make her feel very guilty. Over and over she asked me to drink from “the monster”.
Finally, being on my deathbed I HAD to drink. Mommy seemed to be holding her breath for some reason as I drank my fill. Hmmm, not happy about it, but not too bad. Well, much to my surprise she praised me so highly and I got TREATS for drinking water. Who in the heck knew? Later that day, the same thing happen!
The waterfall got turned back on as mommy went to bed. At 6 AM this morning mommy fed me and as she got herself some tea I went and drank by myself with dangers of the waterfall near by, being the brave and smart cat I am. Besides I was thirsty. Well, mommy seemed not to be praising me for such a wonderful and brave deed so I stepped in front of her as she turned around. I meowed loudly and stopped her in her tracks. I wasn’t going to move until acknowledgement of my brave deed was acknowledged.
I got lots of praise and scratches and she is justifiably proud of me.
I love my fountain.
Hollie

